Good God......why am I up so early? It's Saturday morning, in the middle of an icy winter and I literally had to defrost my hands this morning. Have you ever been so cold that typing becomes painful?! To top it all off, my head is banging...
Let's compile the facts:
Let's compile the facts:
- Yesterday was Friday.
- There was a farewell party.
- There was also a live band... with saxophones, flutes, keyboards and incredible vocals.
- Unlimited shots.
- A mixture of brandy, vodka, ciders and wine.
- Breaking it down on the dance floor.
- An unexpected mad hatters party.... again. In someones mansion. No lies. AND... Somehow, someone managed to put permanent red lipstick on me and now I have these really odd bright red lips that I can't get rid of!
- 2am drunken texting and video calls.... I need a better password on my phone. One I can't spell when intoxicated. Any suggestions????
- A God awful alarm clock jolting me out of my peaceful slumber (ok I lie... I passed the F out when I finally hit the bed!!!) at some unruly hour this morning.
Work. That's why I am up.
Work I tell you.
On a Saturday.
With a mean ass hangover.
Work I tell you.
On a Saturday.
With a mean ass hangover.
Here's what we got up to last night
(pre-warning.. the majority of the below photographs are horrendous)
How was your Friday?? Are any of you joining me on the hangover train this morning??
If so, how do you intend on recovering??
As for me - I have the kettle on the boil. I'm making a strongest cup of coffee I think is humanly possible - and then I am going to shove cake in my face. This cake in fact:
If that isn't a hangover cure... then I don't know what is.
Then, at some point in my life... I should PROBABLY go on a detox.
But considering it is Saturday..... I may just be inclined to open up another bottle of red and share it with some good friends.
Maybe even go horse-riding.
Gate crash a mansion...
Do sun dance. It's like a rain dance, but praying for sun and warmth... because without it... I may just die.
Here's to being barefoot and crazy with weekend madness with all your chums.
Have a goodie beautiful people xxxx





























