Letters to Life

Dear 25th June - Please hurry up. I'm dying over here! Need to get paid now! 2 months of unpaid leave while you go gallivanting around Europe is great and everything... until you get back. I've barricaded myself into my house, in front of the fire and have been doing NOTHING for far too long now.... going slightly crazy.

Sincerely, Broke and Desperate.

 

Dear Trusty Nikon Camera - Not so trusty anymore, huh? Please get well soon? Please?! I hate using my Blackberry to take photographs. Not cool.

Sincerely, Still Desperate.

Dear E. L. James - Stop with the cliffhangers!!!! I do not want to keep reading your naff writing... but now I just have to see what happens next! Argh!!!

Sincerely, Shamefully Hooked.

Dear Hot Water Bottle - Your presence would be greatly appreciated right about now. It's getting cold and lonely at night. I know you've been in hibernation mode for the past couple of months, somewhere in the back of a cupboard or something... but I think it's about time you came out now. Please and thanks.

Sincerely, Ice Block.

Dear Toaster - Stop burning my toast you devious bastard. You're forcing me to drink.

Sincerely, Not Impressed.

Dear My Service Provider - Please stop suspending my account. It's getting old now. I need a phone :(

Sincerely, Even More Desperate (and starting to get liver problems...).

Dear Inglot Cosmetics - Come to South Africa. If you do... I'll be doing the below:

Sincerely, Underprivileged.

Dear Facebook Hackers - SCREW YOU! WHY?!

Sincerely, Currently Experiencing Liver Failure.

Dear Fellow Bloggers - Thanks for checking out my blog! If you enjoyed it, following me on GFC, Bloglovin' and Facebook would be much appreciated. Pop me a comment below with a link to your blog and I'll be sure to check yours out too!

Sincerely, Oh screw it! Bottoms up!