Stumbling My Way Through Life One Glass of Wine at a Time

Stumbling My Way Through Life One Glass of Wine at a Time

Friday, July 5, 2013

Safe Haven - Movie Review



Another film absolutely ripped apart by Rotten Tomato reviewers / critics... Safe Haven would have been a pretty good movie to me had I not already read to book. 
With that being said: I am a die-hard, hopeless romantic and I LIKE the corny gag-fest material Spark's writes about! 
I am a woman. 
Enough said. 

Based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks, director Lasse Hallström did not do as well as he could have done in portraying important elements in this story that made it so special.
I don’t want to give anything away so I won’t go into detail but if you have read the (amazing) book then be prepared for disappointment. If you haven’t read the book however, A) I can’t be friends with you, B) you need to and C) you’ll probably love the film.


The only way I can really explain the disappointment is like this:
You know in the Harry Potter films they left out the character of Peeves the Poltergeist? He wasn’t a huge part of the HP books but he was memorable nonetheless. 
There is a lot in the movie Safe Haven that was left out or in my mind just not portrayed correctly!  

I love that this story is not just your typical rom-com. It has twists and turns and a nice thriller feel to it too which makes it unique to many of the other romances I've had the PLEASURE of watching lately along with a nice big glass of wine. And chocolate. And popcorn... and chocolate in my popcorn......... 

Moving on. 

One Rotten Tomato Critic, Stuart Barnes, had the following to say about this film:
"It's typical comfort food film-making and that's exactly what Safe Haven is: a mouthful of cotton candy. Empty, overly sweet, and likely to kill you from diabetes."

My take on that - semi-true. I just thought his comparison was hilarious and I just had to put it in! 

Let us just get down to the nitty and gritty... 
The film was not what I thought it was going to be and it did not do the delightful novel any justice. 

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Anyway... my next post will my 200th!!!! I can't believe that I have been blogging for four years already!

Any idea what one should do for their 200th blog post??? 



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Thursday, July 4, 2013

Happy 4th of July

So, here in South Africa, we don't really do the whole 4th of July / Thanks-giving shebang but out of respect and love for all of my American readers' out there - Happy 4th of July!!! 

I only have one request on this day: 
Have a biiiiiiiiiiiiig glass of merlot for me as I'll be stuck at work. 
Again. 
Ahhh but not for long! 
I have just one month left at the spa I currently work at until my notice period of resignation is up, then I am off to ...... ZANZIBAR!!!! (no... to my local readers, I am not going to the club in town, Zanzibar, pffft... but the actual African country!) woohoo!!!

To make myself more clear, this place:



I will be having a good dose of much needed vitamin D, salt-water and oh heck I'm not going to lie..... wine, while on my next travels and I just cannot wait! 

Going to get my tan on, yo!!! 

Also today I have another scary doctors appointment about this nasty lump I have invading my breast space. I was supposed to have the thing removed last week but the bloody thing has its own plans. 
We're not sure what the lump is yet, although we are certain it is not cancerous (thank God). 
So wish me luck, as I have another doctor poking and prodding me in my personal space once again. 
:-( 
That is my unhappy face by the way. 

Anywho.... 

Upon returning home I have already acquired a new place of work at an international real-estate agency. 
My new chapter in life will be focusing on building up a successful future for myself. I will be studying real-estate for a year through said company as well as being their PA to obviously get-by and afford my wine... and cat food. 
Priorities, right!? 
Ha-ha. 

Getting a new job and a new start means that I'll also be able to enjoy more quality time with my family! 



My current job that I've recently resigned from has terrible working hours so chances of me getting a nice Sunday afternoon with my family is very few and far between. 
With a new job that has working hours of Mon-Fri: 08h00 - 17h00 and only every second Saturday, I am thrilled!  
I've never had a normal 8-5pm job before. All my previous jobs have been shifts starting from as early as 05h45 in the morning! Or, like today, from 11h00 - 20h00. 
I never thought I'd find a job with 'normal' working hours. 
I'm taking it as a blessing. 

So that, my dear readers', is what is crack-a-lacking in my life at the moment.

What's your news?  

♥

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Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Rome - Italy


Rome had always been Number One on my list of places to go. The day that I left Tuscany and finally set out towards Rome was the day that one of my biggest dreams in life came true.
 
I don't know why I've always had such a fascination with Rome and all of its hidden, ancient history. I couldn't tell you even if I tried to. I just have.
 
Arriving at the campsite, I clambered off of the coach with a bottle of wine and a tube of pringles in hand.
As my fellow travellers had already established at this point, I was by far the most clumsy person on tour (my old work colleagues didn't call me Hurricane Jade for nothing. Nor did my ex dub me the oh so flattering 'Bad Day In Bosnia...').
As soon as my feet hit the ground, so did the precious bottle of wine that I had big plans for that coming evening!
The ground drank up my stunning bottle of special Italian wine, leaving nothing but scattered shards of glass around my feet.
Girl knows how to make an entrance right???
 
So, after a slight sulk and setting up camp and also giving a massage or two because after 2 weeks of camping Europe already.. we were all pretty stiff and sore (the Rome Contiki Campsite is AMAZEBALLS btw... ew. Did I really just abbreviate???) we got to take a walking tour around Rome.















I had literal tears (of happiness!) in my eyes as I stood outside of the colosseum. We didn't have time to go inside of day one because we had to get back to the campsite but it was fabulous to finally have my dream come true, while eating a pizza.... nom nom nom.
 
The colosseum.... hmm. I guess I had it in my head that it would be really isolated. Like, it would be this insanely majestic, historic ruin in the middle of nowhere. Not right across from a tube station and next to a busy main road.
It was still insanely majestic and obviously still a historic ruin... but it wasn't entirely what I had built it up to be.
I think that's the thing though... when there's a place that you want to visit as badly as I wanted to visit Rome, you build up this huge expectation of the place and that's not actually fair on wherever you want to go.
How could it measure up to what you had imagined?? Nothing in life is as perfect as we'd like to make it out to be.
So a piece of advice from one traveller to the next... even if it's a place you've been dying to visit your whole life... try to not build your expectations up to high.  
 
I also got to throw a coin into the Trevi Fountain! Well - actually a handful of coins! Just to be sure I'd return to Rome :)
 
As you can see, day one in Rome was a gorgeous day so naturally tourists flocked around the fountain and it was really difficult to get to the front or even snap a worthy photograph!
After we all did manage to have a turn at being serious tourists at this major tourist spot we ventured over to this adorable ice cream shop called San Crispino where they have nearly every flavour ice cream possibly imaginable!
Even basil!!!! (Wish I'd tried that one now....)
I had ginger flavour and mango flavour I think... but I had the ginger because I was starting to feel really fluey and well... I can't really explain my logic behind why I had ginger... I just had this pathetic theory that ginger ice cream would help.
 
It didn't.
 
We all split up into little groups for a bite to eat after the ice cream (desert came first! Woohoo!!!) and myself and three other girls wound up finding this gorgeous ivy covered bistro called Cucina Romana.  The food was delicious. Of course I had pasta... my favourite pasta at that! Spaghetti Alio Olio Pepperincino! Accompanied by wine to make up for my lack of it back at the campsite.




We all met up at the Spanish Steps after we ate and ventured back to the campsite for an early (pfft, yeah right) night to rest up for another day of site-seeing the following morning.







Bohemian Muses Readers', meet the Vatican City.

No. I did not get to meet the pope. I did get to buy some cheapskate rosary to hang in my car though... and a Rome spoon. SCORE!

The Vatican City... even if you're not religious, this place is so worth the visit.
DON'T go with a big bag though because you have to hand it in at the front and the queue to hand your luggage in and the queue to get to back is GINORMOUS.

We were given these cool little headsets from our tour guide and taken on a few hours long tour around the Vatican City which was absolutely breath-taking.
I've never seen churches and architecture anything quite like what I've been able to see first-hand in Europe now... but the Vatican City is just something else.

Also, another piece of handy advice.. try run after your tour guide and stick on her heels because they move FAST! They also all have some sort of a prop they hold up so that you know which is your tour guide if you do lose them amongst the mass of people but sometimes two tour guides will have the same colour flag.
Some had their scarfs tied to their sticks or held up an umbrella just to be different, but ours was pretty boring with a blue flag like the majority of the other tour guides... so I felt like I was doing cross-country inside the buildings half the time to keep up.

After the Vatican City we had some free time in Rome to go inside of the Colosseum and do our own thang for a while, but we had to make our own way back to the campsite.
Of course I headed straight to the colosseum to go inside of it.
The queue was massive and my flu was really catching on... the sun was beating down right on me  and I just couldn't do it. I gave up after about half an hour of waiting in the queue that had barley moved and decided to go back to the campsite to rest a bit. I wouldn't have given up my lifelong dream of walking around the ruins of the colosseum unless I was feeling like I was about to die...

So... making the way back to the Seven Hills Campsite. Well, that was fun. NAAAAAAT.

First, a tube station. Then a bus. Unfortunately I didn't realize that you have to let the bus driver know where you want to get off, there are no real bus stops! So I told him as I got on the bus please take us to the Seven Hills Campsite and he sort of smiled and nodded and we gave him our tickets etc before going to relax at the back of the bus.
I only caught on that we'd gone too far way out in the countryside.
F@!k.
To make matters worse, there was no bus coming back the way we needed to go.
So... we were dropped in the middle of no where with no mobile battery to speak of and started to trudge back in the direction we'd come from... and it was so sweltering hot.

We did find our way back eventually though. Thank God.

Word of advice.... do not, EVER, under any circumstances give a Contiki tour group an open bar.... if you want well behaved travellers that will not get you kicked off of the campsite that is:




When we got back to the campsite, our lovely on-road cook, Elaine, had set up the most adorable bar for us!
As the Rome Contiki Campsite (Seven Hills Camping) has an on-site team, we got to mingle with some new faces!
I LOVED the Seven Hills Campsite. It had a pool, a club, a mechanical bull...

We threw this I Love Rome party where we all dressed up in Seven Hills Campsites 'I Love Rome' shirts and got to draw on each others shirt, writing little messages now that we all knew each other better.
At this point in my post I'd just like to thank my lovely Contiki crew for writing the most vile wonderful things on my shirt! Hahahahahaha!

Sadly and happily at this stage in our tour, some of the group had to leave us as they were on a shorter tour than us but we also got some new faces joining the team which was great! Until this point I was the only British person on tour (it was mainly a group of AWESOME Aussies) so I was thrilled when two British guys joined up with us.

It is a bit odd to have new people joining after 2 weeks of bonding and creating friendships with your original Contiki group... we were all feeling a bit weird about it because our group was so perfect already. I can only imagine how the newbies must have felt! BUT - they only added to our amazing group! We all got along straight off the bat.

In the club there was a pole... yup. Things got weird.

I'd been fairly decent until this point in tour... but then I slipped down a flight of stairs and landed face up on my back in front of another group of people that must have been in their teens. Bastards.







I decided that it was time to put myself to bed (at a shocking 9pm....... I know. I'm such an idiot) so Damian walked me back. Along our way, we bumped into two of the newbies, two Canadian guys called Chris and Kyle.
 
Chris and Kyle had a bottle of wine in their hands.
 
I liked them instantly.
 
That wine didn't last long.
 
Yeahhh.... I wound up hugging my toilet seat for the remainder of the evening.

My next travel post will be about passing through Austria where we went white water rafting and heading into Munich, Germany.
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Monday, July 1, 2013

Firenze: Florence - Italy






Night one in Florence was spent at a karaoke bar called Red Garter. What a night!!!!

My favorite part was when Jonghoon (the strapping young Asian dude with me in that last photograph) otherwise known as Steve, Lorenzo, Jean-Pierre etc etc (we gave him a different name for every country we entered)... got up onto stage BY HIMSELF and sang Gangnam Style - WORD FOR WORD!!!! The whole club was in hysterics and dancing around him!!!
That is probably one of my favorite moments of travelling Italy actually.Maybe even the whole trip.

I also jumped in and sang a few songs too once the first few jugs of cocktails were down. I THINK I may have sang Barbie Girl... maybe... my memory is foggy for obvious reasons. I know I also sang Bon Jovi - It's My Life, with the other two South African's on tour with me at that stage.

Can I just say here how liberating travelling is. The high it gives me doesn't quite measure up to anything else that I have ever experienced in my short life so far.

No one knows you. 
You don't know anyone. 
You don't know where you're going or what you're doing but that's all the fun of it!! 

Anyway.. getting back on track:










The next day, suffering major hangovers all round... we ventured into the tourist areas and had a guided walking tour of Firenze where we saw so much breathtaking architecture and statues, one being the replica of The Statue of David.

I nearly got left at the campsite before the drive into town as Contiki is extremely strict on their bus-drivers time.
Admittedly, I was still drunk from the karaoke mission by the time I launched myself onto the bus and we headed into town. I was so drunk that I had forgotten to put my shoes on. And we were about to do over an hour long walking tour........ Hence the photo of me getting a piggy-back through the streets of Italy!!!
Fail.

After our walking tour we all went into this leather factory and were taught how they make leather. They needed a volunteer so obviously I jumped to the front and got involved as one should (hehe). 
I got to stamp my own little scrap of leather with their logo on it which was pretty awesome but then I was kicked out of the store for not wearing shoes. 
In this same place there is a jewelry section and a lot of us decided to buy this stainless steel Nomination Bracelet which basically has little links with pictures of every countries flag on them. We got all of the flags of the countries we were visiting:

  • UK
  • France
  • Switzerland
  • Monaco
  • Italy (Florence, Rome and Venice)
  • Germany (Munich and Berlin)
  • C'zech Republic (Prague)
  • Netherlands (Amsterdam)
  • European Flag 

It is such a special bracelet and I was able to get one eventually when some very nice middle-aged man offered me his shoes so that I could re-enter the store. 
I looked like a bit (ok, a lot) of a prat waddling around in shoes ten times to big for me but hey ho.... mucho's appreciationo's random stranger with big feet! 

That cool map we're standing by is actually a brail map!! For blind people! It was so cool to study and look at in the center of the town.
Some of us separated at this map as some wanted to go up the stairs to the church and some, like me, were starving and were keen to try out our first ever Tuscan Steak.

Along the way to finding the perfect restaurant for a ginormous Tuscan steak, we were caught in the middle of an absolutely stunning parade and march through the streets. 
Flags were flying around and up in the air, drums were making the ground shake, trumpets were going off... it was stunning. 

The street art is also literally jaw-dropping. Guys bend down onto their hands and knees and do proper works of art onto the street floors with chalks! I need to point out here again just how much I LOVE Italy...... thanks. Just had to let that out! 

Alrighty.... SO... Tuscan steak:

My goodness gracious me. 

Ridiculously delicious. 

Unfortunately the service in the tiny cafe we chose to eat in was in no exaggeration, the WORST service that I have ever actually received. It was actually appaulling and it takes a lot to make me angry... but this had me fuming!! 
This one  waitress must have had a serious case of PMS (sorry ladies, I know we all hate blaming mood swings on that but if you had seen this woman you would think so too!). 
She didn't smile. She rolled her eyes at us when we asked for anything. Our food took about two hours and she got the order wrong... then she got the order wrong again.... when we sent the food back (again) she threw plates around and sighed as if it was all our fault. 
I don't want to vent but my GOD!!!!! If you're going to be in the hospitality industry PLEASE try have some form of people skills!!! 

Anywho... apologies for ending this on a bad note! 
Besides that, Florence was AMAZING. 

It was around this point of our travels through Europe that everyone started to develop what we have named:  The Contiki Cough. 
Dom dom dom......... (imagine Phantom of the Opera, freaky shit music playing as you read The Contiki Cough.... trust me.... it just adds to the effect).

Seriously though... you would have thought our coach was filled with terminally ill patients not globe trotters! 

Entering Rome, my dream destination for years and years.... 
I started to feel a little tickle in my throat. 

...To Be Continued...

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